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Gunther Schuller: AMPPR Keynote Address 2000

Gunther Schuller
Gunther Schuller
Photo courtesy GM Recordings

© 2000 by Gunther Schuller

I appreciate very much being asked to present the keynote address at this Year’s annual Music Personnel Conference. Many of you know me only by name; some of you may know me as a composer, a few as a conductor; others of you know me as a jazz historian — I wear many musical hats. And if I tell you that I have juggled six different musical careers simultaneously for the last forty to fifty years I do so not to brag about my “great career” in music, but rather to tell you in all humility what an incredible, privileged, richly rewarding life I have had in music. But the real important credentials I bring you are not the things I have just mentioned, but rather the fact that I am a subscriber to not one but several public radio and/or television stations, and that I regarded public radio, when it came in the 1960s, as one of the most important and greatest events in our entire cultural and educational history. And I still regard it so to this day, even as many NPR stations around the country have, in the recent decade, abandoned their former high-level quality programming, gone commercial or become easy-listening stations, or–on the other hand–are courageously hanging on for dear life against many difficult odds.

I’d like to assume that in this place today, I am more like the preacher talking to the converted, and that all or most of you are fighting the good fight –hard as it may be –to keep intelligent, broadly engaging programming on the airwaves.

All of us in “serious”, non-commercial music whether it is classical or real jazz, or the fantastic ethnic, folk or vernacular musics that populate this globe on which we live — musics that are all now by the way at last totally available on recordings, zillions of CDs — all of us involved with such quality music — whether I as a composer and conductor or you as radio broadcasters and commentators — we are an oasis surrounded by a vast desert of commercial, profit-motivated networks and conglomerates, who would just as soon see most of use give up and quietly go away. To put a statistical point on it, on a national scale commercial, pop, easy-listening music occupies about 95% of the total musical landscape; the rest of us occupying about 5%–and that’s on a good day.

The odds of us surviving, let alone flourishing, in such a cultural climate are not very encouraging. But we can and must survive, and one way to do that is not to try to compete with the commercial broadcasters, and certainly not at their low levels of merely providing easy entertainment. We can’t beat them at their own game, we don’t have the resources for that. And why should we duplicate the mediocrity they are already purveying in such abundance?

Stand your own ground. Stand FAST.

When I say such things, I am often accused of being an elitist. Sorry, but the label doesn’t fit! Anyone who can encompass in his or her life (as I have) many different kinds of music of all sorts and styles, including our great American heritage of jazz and world-conquering popular music — such a person is not an egg-head elitist. He or she is just someone who is more roundly interested, more curious about the world around us, and has a broader, higher set of life values, that go beyond mere creature comfort and acquiring still more fame and wealth.

I believe that most of you also cherish and believe in those same values, and that you work every day to retain those values in our society. Why do we do that? Because we know — deep in our hearts and minds — that a nation, a country, a people are ultimately remembered and defined by the art, by the culture, by the intellectual, esthetic, and emotional creativity they leave behind.

I’m going to be 75 in this year 2000, and I am thus old enough to remember well the glory days of television and radio, in the 50s and early 60s before public radio, when our remarkable American cultural and artistic creativity was well and consistently presented and documented on the airwaves; when the media were, believe it or not, still considered in part “educational”. Those days, alas, are gone. The networks and huge broadcasting corporations have gone off in the singular direction of profit-making, abandoning anything that smacks of culture or art, what they perceive as being too high-brow for their presumed audience. One great big irony in all this that once public radio and television came in the ‘60s, the networks could — and did — cynically abandon any semblance of cultural, educational, informative programming, because they could now simply say “Look, we don’t have to bother with all that educational crap anymore; let those folks over in public land deal with all that. We have to make money; we are corporations; we have stockholders; we have to pay dividends; we have to give our CEOs big annual bonuses, etc., etc.” Thus the dramatic changes in policy, in philosophy, in attitude that turned the media into a cultural wasteland.

As a result there has not been any Beethoven or Mozart or Tchaikovsky — unquestionably the most popular classical composers in the whole World — on commercial or network radio in the last 35 years; similarly there has not been any Duke Ellington (jazz’s greatest composer) or Charlie Parker or Miles Davis; there hasn’t been any Gagaku, or African drum ensemble music, or Norwegian Hardanger fiddle music, or Native American ritual music — the list could go on for a long, long time. All of that has been left to public radio.

By the way, I do know, of course, that there are still a number of “commercial” radio stations around the country, and some of them are doing yeoman work. But they are mostly located in large major cities, and not in the hinterlands where — thank God — so many of our public radio stations are still carrying on the good fight. But I also know that the majority of commercial stations, previously purveying a broad range of musics, have changed over to easier, safer, non-risk-taking programming.

We are surrounded and invaded nowadays by the financial money crunchers, the “bottom-line” consultants and advisors, bringing with them their paltry, vision-less recipes for survival or success in the market place. Oh yes, the market place! I can see the dollar signs jingling. From their limited, anti-artistic, anti-cultural, anti-intellectual point of view, they are, of course, “right” in their advice. But the question is: what market place do we want to be in?

The easy one of simply catering to the lowest common denominator of tastes, or the riskier, harder and ultimately more rewarding one of appealing to higher, broader, richer cultural tastes?

It was about a dozen years ago that I was brought into a state of shock that has not entirely worn off to this day. I happened to be guest conducting the Minnesota Orchestra that week in the Hyatt Hotel the annual meetings of National Public Radio were being held. At one morning session — I had just wandered in out of curiosity as to what might be going on at such meetings and how my beloved and favorite public radio was faring — I was amazed to hear a list of do’s and don’ts (mostly don’ts) being read off to the assembled broadcasters. The content of that list was to my ears absolutely unbelievable. The new dicta that were being pronounced and promoted started with: “don’t play anymore complete symphonies”; “play only movements, and only the easiest and the most popular and most accessible movements.” “Don’t play vocal music things like Lieder and operatic arias”; “in fact, don’t play operas or opera excerpts”; “Don’t play
organ music”; “and for God’s sake, don’t play any contemporary music or”– the implication was if you have to play that stuff once in a while, play only the easiest, the safest tonal music; “for double God’s sake, don’t ever play any of that atonal or 12-tone stuff, and for double-double God’s sake, don’t especially play any Schoenberg.”

The absurdity and callousness of these suggestions is breathtaking. Unfortunately, in the wake of this meeting these pronouncements were followed and enacted by a large number of stations, and the offspring of that initiative is the boringly safe ‘modal’ programming that now infests NPR.

Modal programming is a clever scheme — a sleight-of-hand maneuver – which eliminates the challenging burden of having a real stimulating programming policy, at the same time appearing to give listeners what they are alleged to want. It’s an easy way to have a ‘policy’ without really having one — yet another “quick-fix” tactic to avoid facing the real challenges of creating interesting, intelligent, broad-ranging programming.

But the real problem with modal programming is that, by piling a whole lot of designated music into specific slots and labeled categories, you prevent a listener from ever hearing anything outside that specified slot, therefore eliminating the possibility of surprises and challenges; the listener stays comfortably in a safe, pre-determined and circumscribed territory. You eliminate a priori: the possibility of any broadening of knowledge, of tastes, and of any intellectual/emotional challenges.

It is truly impossible to predict where we are all going, but despite many discouraging signs and prognoses, I remain optimistic about our society’s and our culture’s future. I do so mainly because I know that, in this remarkable land of ours, there are in every nook and cranny talented, artistically creative, and culturally curious folks who are the heart and soul of our audience. And you know what? There are many more of these folks out there than we tend to think, and that demographers and statisticians and pollsters would like us to believe. Why is that? Why do I know that? Because those are the folks that generally don’t write letters to us. The folks we hear from are the inveterate complainers: “Don’t you ever play any of that Bartók stuff again, or I’ll cancel my subscription!” This applies to symphony orchestra, radio and television stations, and the media in general. Public radio’s subscription lists are already an indication of how many good people are out there supporting what we offer. And in many places those lists are growing, as commercial radio’s offerings sink more and more into the mediocre and the ordinary. One practical way of thinking about our situation is to think, indeed to believe, in the fact that for every loudly-braying complainer who thinks the stuff you’re playing is too difficult, there are one or two silent others who would join and support you if you did play more adventurous fare–not overdoing it, of course, just doing it selectively, judiciously, intelligently, in a balanced way.

I feel deeply that I/you/we must remain a bulwark against mediocrity, ordinariness, against the quick-fix pabulum that surrounds us everywhere, and of which I really think we don’t need any more.

Keep the faith. NPR should be leading, should represent leadership, not just following the masses, and mass tastes. Our country needs something better than that and really needs you.

[Gunther Schuller’s work as a composer, arranger, educator, author, conductor, and producer has been rewarded with honors such the Pulitzer Prize, the MacArthur Award, Grammy Awards, and induction into the American Classical Music Hall of Fame. His independent record label, GM Recordings, has produced over 100 uncompromising classical and jazz releases since 1981.]

Does Radio Have a Future?

Does new music have a future on radio?

Can radio programming embrace new listeners and new musical experiences? Is there a sustainable place on the airwaves for music other than the Top 40 Pop or Classical hits?

Do most of us actually listen to music on the radio? Or do we use it more as a comforting ambience, a kind of designer noise to fill empty times and spaces, in our homes, workplaces and vehicles?

Do people prefer Mozart on the radio simply because its easier to ignore than Harry Partch? Do we demand this kind of radio? Or does timid, unimaginative programming only perpetuate itself?

Most music radio these days is not broadcasting – it’s middlecasting. And the larger the target audience, the more middle-of-the-road the programming. The middle may be where the money is. But it’s rarely where the heart and soul of music resides. Maybe what radio needs is less middle and a little more of the extremes…radically-broader conceptions of broadcasting, or extremely specific kinds of narrowcasting.

All too often, music programming on both commercial and public radio is an uninspired blend of ignorance and fear. Most programmers know very little about new music, and they live in fear of negative reactions from their listeners and sponsors. The result is a widespread dumbing-down of radio, which sadly underestimates the intelligence and curiosity of listeners. But I believe listeners are far more sophisticated and open-minded than most radio programmers (and recording executives) imagine.

Just as people in the United States have become more and more adventuresome about experiencing new tastes in food and drink, they’ve become more and more ecumenical in their musical tastes. Younger listeners are especially open to a wide range of new musical experiences. Despite a prevailing wasteland of what Frank Zappa called “Ugly Radio,” there are some exciting and encouraging models of innovative programming, particularly on college and alternative stations.

In my travels around the country, I’ve heard some very interesting radio shows. One time in Virginia, I was a guest on a program called “Defenestrations”. The hosts lived up to their title. Demonstrating an extremely broad range of musical knowledge and tastes, they threw conventional stylistic distinctions right out the window. When I arrived, an Ives song was on the air. By the time I left, they had somehow made a perfectly seamless transition from my music, to a Bulgarian women’s chorus, and on to Marvin Gaye.

On the other extreme, I’ve heard what may be one of those urban legends about a radio station somewhere down South that plays “All Louie, Louie, All the Time!” Satie would be delighted. Radio is finally catching up with his Furniture Music and Vexations.

Beyond music, does radio in general have a future? Is there anything inherent in the medium itself which distinguishes radio from webcasting and other new media?

Radio people are fond of saying that theirs is an intimate medium. And if radio does survive into the new century, my guess is it will become more personal and more idiosyncratic. But radio needs something even more fundamental than smart new programs and ideas about “content”. What radio needs most is the best creative thinking of people who can re-imagine and rediscover its essential qualities as a medium for the transmission of magic.

What do you think? Does radio have a future? Do you have an encouraging or amusing radio story to tell? Have you heard or imagined any interesting new models for radio in this country?

When do you listen to the radio and what do you listen to?

Milton BabbittMilton Babbitt
“…in all the many years of listening to…public stations, I have not heard a note of the most influential music of the 20th century…”
Andrew LittonAndrew Litton
“Sometimes I awaken to my own voice when WRR plays one of our ads, which is extremely frightening.”
Steve MetcalfSteve Metcalf
“As a child of the ’50s, I have a romantic attachment to radio, or at least the idea of radio.”
Joan TowerJoan Tower
“Frankly, I only listen to the radio in the car and then I’m listening primarily to the local NPR stations.”

Can Radio Be Friendlier to New American Music?

Frank J. Oteri
Frank J. Oteri
Photo by Melissa Richard

This month marks the one-year anniversary of NewMusicBox and I am thrilled to say that it has been extremely successful thus far. When we launched our first issue a year ago, we had a little bit more than 5000 user sessions to the site. Not bad for a start-up, but last month we had over 20,000, which is a 400% increase!

I don’t cite these statistics to brag about NewMusicBox, although I’m understandably very proud. Rather, I offer this information as proof that the American new music scene is vital and that people around the world are paying attention to it more and more. A glance at this month’s News, our database of concert listings, or our compendium of new CD releases only begins to give an idea about just how much is going on every day. A reason for NewMusicBox being launched by the American Music Center in the first place was that there were no nationally significant media outlets covering new American repertoire on a regular basis. We were tired of bemoaning the lack of attention in traditional media outlets such as newspapers, magazines, radio and television, and decided to use the new medium of the Internet to create something that would have been unthinkable as recently as five years ago.

To celebrate this anniversary, it seemed instructive to look at another important informational medium, radio, and see how it deals with the music of our composers. This past February, I attended the annual conference of the American Music Personnel in Public Radio (AMPPR) for my sixth consecutive year. Each year the Conference is something of a battle ground between the folks who believe in public radio as a mouthpiece for alternative intellectual enrichment (music, news, etc.) and people who believe that the only way to stay alive in today’s climate is through maximizing an audience via statistical research about what listeners want to hear at any given moment. I must admit, it frequently feels a bit like a battleground to folks who believe in the cause of contemporary American composers, and this year’s Conference in New Orleans was no exception. Several members of the Board of Directors of AMPPR were kind enough to meet with me for an informal chat about the role of radio in today’s environment. Their comments, which once again are presented in a full transcription along with some QuickTime video excerpts, will hopefully provoke some comments of your own.

Jennifer Undercofler has put together a remarkable HyperHistory exploring the tenuous relationship between radio and new American music. For the first time, the HyperHistory goes beyond an intro and one set of branches to numerous branches sprouting from each set of initial branches. So read on and discover a fascinating legacy that extends back to commercial radio’s commissions of the 1930s and looks forward to Web casting. In this month’s Hymn & Fuguing Tune, we offer comments about radio from composers Milton Babbitt and Joan Tower as well as conductor Andrew Litton and music critic Steve Metcalf. As a bonus, we also present a full transcript of Gunther Schuller’s keynote address at this year AMPPR conference, one station’s list of the 52 most important pieces of 20th century music which were broadcast one a week over the course of a year, and my own “Another Century List”, another attempt at devising a means by which radio stations can program in more new music.

 

Frank J. Oteri
Frank J. Oteri

 

What other jobs might you be interested in if you weren’t so busy writing music?

Michael DaughertyMichael Daugherty
“I would either run a used book store or be a lounge cocktail pianist…”
Daron HagenDaron Hagen
“My second great love is to conduct my own theater music…”
Jeffrey MumfordJeffrey Mumford
“Run a coffee house/art gallery with my wife…”
Melinda WagnerMelinda Wagner
“I’d really enjoy working in a library, however one that is pre-computer!…”
Stewart WallaceStewart Wallace
“I’d make things with my hands like a sculptor or a painter…”

Hyphenated Composers

Frank J. Oteri
Frank J. Oteri
Photo by Melissa Richard

Like many other composers throughout our history, I have been a composer for most of my life but have always had other occupations as sources of income. Yet, when people ask me what I do, I always say that I am a composer first. The “composer first” response is true for every other composer I know who maintains multiple career identities. Why is that?

Today we honor Charles Ives as the first great 20th century American composer. We all know that he earned his living as an insurance salesman, and was in fact a pioneer in the insurance industry, yet somehow that part of his life is less important to us. Perhaps there is a greater connection between the two parts of his life than we realize. Long before Ives, America has had a tradition of the multi-tasking composer. One of our earliest composers, Francis Hopkinson (1737-1791), also worked as a lawyer and a judge, finding time in between to write poetry, invent a shaded candlestick, and sign the Declaration of Independence! William Billings (1746-1800), the earliest American composer whose works turn up with some regularity, earned his living as a tanner. Perhaps pursuing several careers can allow composers to have a greater contact with the rest of society and can inspire the creation of music which has an ever greater sense of connection to the lives of others.

Although Meredith Monk considers herself a composer first, the success of her unique compositional approach is at least partially attributable to the fact that she is also a dancer, a choreographer, a filmmaker, a dramaturge, and, most importantly, a singer. We asked her to talk about the multiple identities of her creative path. Kenneth Goldsmith, who himself wears many hats, has offered portraits of a group of contemporary American composers whose other jobs range from performing and recording other people’s music to conducting in-depth research in neurobiology. To have some fun, we’ve asked Michael Daugherty, Daron Hagen, Jeffrey Mumford, Melinda Wagner and Stewart Wallace, each of whom are known exclusively as composers, what other jobs they would pursue given the opportunity. We ask you to ponder what the salary of a composer in today’s society should be, just to get a sense of the economic importance of maintaining a day job!

In our News section, we pay tribute to the late William Colvig and Vivian Fine. Their contributions to American musical life will be sorely missed. We also pay tribute to Joseph Ridings Dalton, who is still very much alive but is stepping down as the Director of CRI. His energy and enthusiasm have helped to make CRI one of the most important record labels in the business. Our Hear&Now Database features a plethora of concerts featuring music by Americans around the world. This month’s edition of SoundTracks includes 33 CDs spanning American music of four centuries with a range of living composers in their 20s to their 90s, each with a RealAudio sample.

So despite all the jobs so many of us are juggling, there is a ton of musical activity going on all across the country. We can only hope to inspire a continuation of this discovery.

Don’t Quit Your Day Job. Yet…



Kenneth Goldsmith
Photo by Melissa Richard

Conventional wisdom says: Don’t quit your day job yet. Stick it out until you are sure that the opportunities and cash is plentiful enough. Then quit. It could be a long time. Let’s face it: day jobs suck. Or do they? I’ve recently spoken to 5 composers who have not only loved their day jobs but felt that they have actually enhanced, influenced and informed their composing. Perhaps among artists, attitudes toward work are changing. During my last job, one of my co-workers was a famous novelist who made scads of money lecturing, writing articles and publishing books. When I asked her why she was working 10-7 as an online strategist instead of being the glamour queen that she was, she replied that being home all day alone drove her crazy; she missed the interaction with other people (which fueled her writing in the first place) and felt like the world was passing her by.

Innovative artists, on the other hand, generally don’t find themselves in the glamorous spotlight too often and if they do, it’s often only after working for a long time in obscurity. While their more conservative peers often find themselves swamped with commissions for everything from operas to car commercials, those who fall on the more experimental side of things usually have to do something to make ends meet. Unfortunately, history has confirmed this: in the late 1950s, well into his career and just before fame struck, John Cage worked as a designer for the textile firm of Jack Lenor Larsen; Virgil Thomson scribbled as chief music critic for the New York Herald Tribune; Charles Ives raked in the dough as an insurance exec; and Marcel Duchamp served his time dealing art and living off a family fortune for decades until the culture finally caught up with him in the 1960s.

While it might sound like a drag, the composers I spoke with have created their own agendas and made choices that seem to suit them. In fact, some of these composers could very well make a living off their own compositions, but stuck with their day jobs for reasons other than money: Morton Subotnick‘s 4 decade-long infatuation with electronic music and computers has led him to writing software, CD-ROMs and websites that teach kids how to read and compose music; David Soldier‘s day job as a scientist directly influences his conceptual-based musical projects; Joan La Barbara, by performing other’s compositions, has led her to develop a vocabulary of her own; Stephen Vitiello, had he not worked in the artworld, would have still been a rock musician instead of a noted improvising experimentalist; and David Behrman did god’s work by helping his fellow avant-gardist’s recordings to find their way into the hands of the mainstream back in the 60s when he did a stint at Columbia records as a producer.

I suppose my old-fashioned notion of what constitutes an artist’s pride made me approach my subjects gingerly. With each interview, I almost apologized for prying into the nuts and bolts of one’s financial life and made sure to ask if they felt absolutely comfortable discussing this subject with me. No one seemed to mind and several were surprised at my timidity. In the end, I was taken aback by the strange reversal of common knowledge; what emerged from this series of interviews is an overall positive attitude about employment, rather than the usual tired notions of work as enslavement. But in hindsight it makes sense: all of the composers I interviewed refuse to see their work – both art and employment – in conventional terms. In the end, I discovered that it was I who was holding on to dogged notions of what employment means.

What other jobs might you be interested in if you weren’t so busy writing music? Michael Daugherty



Michael Daugherty
Photo courtesy 21st Century Music Management

If I was not a composer I would either run a used book store or be a lounge cocktail pianist. I have always loved the smell of old books and enjoyed rummaging through the stacks never knowing what I might come across.

For years I was a lounge pianist and enjoyed playing all over the globe during my student years. One meets many interesting and strange people at the gigs. My most unmemorable lounge gig: Ramada Inn, New Jersey Turnpike, Exit One.

What other jobs might you be interested in if you weren’t so busy writing music? Daron Hagen



Daron Hagen
Photo courtesy Carl Fischer Inc.

If I could spend one hundred percent of my time composing I would. Now in my twenty-third year of thinking of myself as a composer, I have worked up to being able to spend eighty percent of my time pushing notes around. I’m proud of that.

While I was in conservatory I worked as a music copyist. (Interesting fact: Now that Finale, Score, and Sibelius rule the day, I am a member of the last generation of concert music composers who shall have moonlighted as professional hand music copyists –quill on vellum!– for their mentors and colleagues. Question: how long will the elite Broadway hand copyists be able to hold out?) I still treasure my Local 802 card: hand copying is a deeply honorable profession now gone.

Then, for ten years, the other twenty percent was filled first with a faculty position at Bard, then occasional stints filling in for David Del Tredici at CCNY, then a brief spell on the faculties of the Curtis Institute of Music and Princeton University.

Finally, about three years ago, I took the plunge and quit teaching entirely. That was a scary step. The dreaded other twenty percent is now spent (in descending order): giving composition master classes, pre-concert talks, doing website design (writing HTML), and (when things get really bad, which they do) music proofreading for a cherished ex-student’s Broadway copying house. Three years ago, I worked for two weeks as a Coffee Comrade at Starbucks. Last week, I also painted a colleague’s office! I do not feel entitled to a career composing music, but I will continue to work at it with all my heart.

What other jobs might I be interested in if I weren’t writing music? My second great love is to conduct my own theater music. I have begun stretching my wings in that direction – have just conducted the full-recording of my opera “Bandanna” in Nevada for ARSIS Audio, will conduct Mozart’s Cosi Fan Tutte for Ohio Opera Theatre in November and the full-recording of my opera Shining Brow next year. Every time I conduct my own music I learn dozens of incredibly important new things that I write down and bring to the next compositional assignment. I have since high school been extremely comfortable in the pit, both as a conductor and pianist. I adore the theater’s ennobling tradition of Communion and delight in the responsibility that a theater conductor has to not just control the flow of the entire production but also to protect and uplift the singers while helping his orchestra to shine. I am thirty-eight years old. By the age of forty-five, I would like to be spending sixty percent of my time composing and forty percent conducting revivals and premieres of my own operas. I can think of no greater honor than to spend the balance of my days balancing these two activities.

If fate tears me away from my first and second loves, I would try to write prose. As a passionate lover of the written word, I have the amateur’s enthusiasm for writing fiction. I’d like to think that I would be pretty good at it – certainly, I would enjoy myself for a while. But, as a career? No. Words are in a way too specific; I would always crave music’s ability to discuss the all-too-personal in an abstract and curiously universal fashion.

What other jobs might you be interested in if you weren’t so busy writing music? Jeffrey Mumford



Jeffrey Mumford
Photo courtesy Theodore Presser Company
  1. I would love to run a radio station that plays REAL music, that does not compromise (whatever style, just intensely good and focused). It would have a live format incorporated wherein there would be performances and interviews. There would also be live panel discussions on matters of musical aesthetics (I can dream!). One of my dreams is to convene a huge stylistically diverse panel (from Charles Wuorinen, Milton Babbitt, Elliott Carter, Donald Martino through La Monte Young, Philip Glass, “Blue Gene” Tyranny, George Lewis and all in between) to have a no holds barred aesthetic free for all! Also regular calendar updates, Concert links from other countries. An IRCAM show etc. A course/show on orchestration taught and moderated by Bernard Rands AND John Adams. Shows on Black composers (in its HUGE variety from Olly Wilson to William Banfield to Tania León); on women (from Augusta Read Thomas to Ellen Zwilich to Jennifer Higdon to Pauline Oliveros) the world is wide open. Just one man’s dream.
  2. Another would be to be a tennis correspondent with assignments all over the world. To be able to cover Wimbledon, the Australian Open and the French Open IN PERSON would be a real kick. Plus getting to hit with and get free lessons from anyone I want from the tour.
  3. Run a coffee house/art gallery with my wife (who is a painter) and get the best art and music exhibited and played continuously.
  4. Paris bureau chief for almost anything!